Too Close For Missiles

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Weapon of choice: Missiles.  But sometimes your neighbor gets to close and you gotta bust out those guns, let him know you're serious.  When he sees your shrimp-like biceps, he'll back down.

We don't actually condone fighting.  Self-defense is understandable, but don't be a bully.  Don't start a barfight.  Control yourselves, after all this shirt is all you need to keep people from getting in your face.