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Too Close For Missiles

Weapon of choice: Missiles.  But sometimes your neighbor gets to close and you gotta bust out those guns, let him know you're serious.  When he sees your shrimp-like biceps, he'll...
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Sooper-Duper

Oldie but goodie, back by request! This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite...
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I Wish I Didn't Do My Own Stunts

"You're a terrible stunt man!" "What?!?" "I SAID YOU'RE A TERRIBLE STUNT MAN!!!" "WHAT?!?" Louder: "I SAID: YOU'RE A TERRIBLE STUNT MAN!!!!" "No, I heard you the first time, it...
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I Heart Spork

Especially when I'm eating mashed potatoes and gravy from my favorite KFC! This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print...
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I Spade My Cat

I don't know if this message is too catty, but it is what it is... This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all...
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I'm Sorry, I didn't mean to distract you by my good looks

I noticed you were checking out my shirt. Yes, I AM that beautiful of a man. You should see what I look like in one of my other random shirts....
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Disco Snow cone

Cause when is a snow cone not a party in itself? This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print and...
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I Got Skills

I got skills. Nun chuck skills. Bow hunting skills...We're all nerds, aren't we? This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of...
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I don't speak sign language, but my hands do!

It's funny, it's clean, it takes talent! This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your...
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Sidehugs Are For Friends

Friends don't hug straight-on. That's SUPER inappropriate and should be saved for marriage. This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of...
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Shucks!

It's a corn thing, maybe you're cool enough to know it. This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print and...
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Let's Shred

Get on that board and break a leg! This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print and will quickly become...
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Shake Me

As we're all bumping elbows and missing that touch and affection. Remember what it was like to shake someones hand? This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can...
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I'm schizophrenic... and so am I...

I'd talk to myself in public but you'd think I was nuts. This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print...
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National Sarcasm Society

We TOTALLY need your support! Really, Seriously, hehe. This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print and will quickly become...
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Ronnie the Robot

Beep Boop! This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite T-shirt. Soft, comfortable and...
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